failure notice

Today I found this message in my mailbox (that means not in the spam-folder). I was confused at first, but for few seconds only. Very interesting. I mean the fact that this email was able to fool SpamAssassin to think that this actually IS message for me. Probably the software thinks I'm lonely and wants to cheer me up via some "lonelyheart" ads from Sweden. Swell. Anyway I haven't recieved spam in this language yet. I'm looking forward to see if there are more nordic spammers on their way here.

From: MAILER-DAEMON@guzu.cz
To: recipients
Date: Today 04:22:19

Hi. This is the qmail-send program at guzu.cz.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

Sorry, no mailbox here by that name. (#5.1.1)

--- Below this line is a copy of the message.

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Message-Id: <20070528061522.15214.qmail@recepcion>
To:
Subject: Market Usa
From: admin@etrade.com
MIME-Version: 1.0
Importance: High
Content-Type: text/html

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Skila111g, 38 ar. HISINGS BACKA, VASTRA GOTALAND.
En skon balans mellan det sunda och osunda i livet tror jag starkt pa.
Det ar svart att skriva om sig sjalv, men jag ska forsoka; ar snart 37, nyskild med tva barn. Jag trivs med mitt jobb o med mina jobbarkompisar. Fritid? va ar det? det ar sa manga masten... hamta f...

Blackpanter_701, 25 ar. ANGERED, VASTRA GOTALAND.
Hej alla! Ar en 25 arig tjej fran sveriges framsida goteborg :-) kommer ursprungligen fran somalia Bott i sverige sen jag var 3 ar gammal o trivs ypperligt har(men skulle kunna tanka mig att fly...

kattan86, 20 ar. GOTEBORG, VASTRA GOTALAND.
Ar en tjej i mina basta ar=) Pluggar just nu in mina betyg sa ja kan ga vidare med mitt liv sen.Tycker om att umgas med mina vanner,festa,film,slappa mm..Humor ar ratt vikigt,klarar inte av trakiga...

Magdalena_831, 21 ar. ANGERED, VASTRA GOTALAND.
hejsan inte bara pa a skriva om mig sa om ni undrar nagot e det bara a skriva ha de sa bra med er!

lejon_hm, 41 ar. NYKOPING, SODERMANLAND.
Jag vill ut och ha lite skoj,aventyrlig och spontan. Sa ar det nagon som har lite fart dar ute, men anda kan njuta av stillhet. Soker en glad kille som kan tanka och har egna ideer. Ha dar satt den...

imtess, 31 ar. GOTEBORG, VASTRA GOTALAND.
Hej, ar en levnadsglad tjej som uppskattar det mesta har i livet! Gillar vanner, nagra glas vin, god mat, sol, teater eller bio... Men spontana resor, nya platser och moten lockar ocksa:)Soker dig ...

mariapilar26, 38 ar. GOTEBORG, VASTRA GOTALAND.
Hi, I am new to Sweden. I come from USA but was born in Spain. I came to Goteborg to work for a company here. I am learning Swedish but it will take a while :-). I am looking for a long term rel...

Cricelin89, 18 ar. ORKELLJUNGA / SKANE, SKANE.
Mitt Namn e Carina. Nyss Fyllda 18. Enlig andra en rolig oppen och mangsidig... Svart att fa besktiva sig har med tanke pa att man e Goth... Och de sager val det mesta...

rebecka_agh, 30 ar. ANGELHOLM, SKANE.
Hej,har ar jag, jag ar en glad och social tjej som gillar det goda i livet. Jag har ett jobb jag trivs med och ett socialt liv. Jag gillar att dricka drinkar och dansa eller att avnjuta ett gott vi...

Mimmsey, 29 ar. GOTEBORG, VASTRA GOTALAND.
Jag ar fantastiskt duktig pa att prata. Och jag skriver mer an jag pratar. Det ar bra med de som kan prata ikapp med mig sa jag inte kanner mig som en glappkaft. Folk som har asikter eller atmin...

Joojoo_joo, 26 ar. MALMO, SKANE.
Ny pa detta sa inte en aning om vad jag ska skriva. Aterkommer nar jag blivit lite varm i skorna:) "Sprudlande glad, ett skratt som smittar och

smurfan78, 28 ar. HELSINGBORG, SKANE.
Hej! Ar en gladlynt tos i sina basta ar. Skulle vara kul att traffa nagon som uppskattar livet och inte bara sitter och hanger i soffan framfor tv?n.

pia_70, 36 ar. VISKAFORS, VASTRA GOTALAND.
Det ar svart att skriva om sig sjalv, men jag ska forsoka; ar snart 37, nyskild med tva barn. Jag trivs med mitt jobb o med mina jobbarkompisar. Fritid? va ar det? det ar sa manga masten... hamta f...

Pia_77, 29 ar. MALMO, SKANE.
Jag vill aka overallt och jag vill se allt. Sa kom och res med mig! Folj med mig pa fotboll, handboll eller ja, vilken sport som helst nastan. Jag ska forsoka beharska mig och inte bli allt for tju...

dockan85, 21 ar. LILLA EDET, VASTRA GOTALAND.
en framat och posetiv tjej som tycker om att saken i egna hander, fraga om det ar nagot ni undrar

saga_380, 29 ar. LILLA EDET, VASTRA GOTALAND.
Hej jag ar en trevlig tjej pa snart 30!!! Var lite nyfiken pa denna sidan ser vad det kan ge:) Det ar bara att fraga sa svara jag vet inte vad man sklall skriva...

kinkysussie, 21 ar. HASSLEHOLM, SKANE.
Tjabba dabba! Jag ar en liten svetsare i Hassleholm som vill bli lite langre fram i framtiden en personligtranare och dietist. Jag ar tyvarr inte sa duktig pa att skriva om mig sjalv sa jag sager...

linsen1, 32 ar. AMAL / VASTRA GOTALAND, VASTRA GOTALAND.
Hej har har ni en possitiv, utatriktad, livfull tjej som gillar fart o flakt! Soker efter karleken! Kramar Linda

Annika_Sol, 28 ar. GOTEBORG, VASTRA GOTALAND.
Jag ar en finnare med manga drommar att uppfylla. Stravar efter balans i allt jag gor och kanner och numera noga med vilka manniskor jag omger mig med. Jag ar oftast glad och numera oerhort tac...

To buy or no to buy, that is the question...

This is amazing. There is a blog where someone is actually doing the same thing that is attacking my email account. It is called Futures Tradings and disclaimer at the bottom of the page says: "There is a very high degree of risk involved in Trading Futures. The opinions and trades posted on this blog are merely my personal observations & are not meant as an inducement to buy or sell the particular index/commodity/currency futures mentioned. Please seek proper advice from a Licensed/Certified Advisor before making any Investment/Trading Decisions.". If anyone can tell me what's the difference between this blog and (for example) the "To of kerrick" spam email, I would be very glad :)

Oh yes, I know. There is someone very existing behind the curtain of that blog, someone who actually have a gmail account and so forth. With all the respect to that person, the disclaimer tells me that it doesn't really matter :)

Příběhy 20. století: Příběhy Svědků Jehovových L. Šmejkala a V. Macha

This email is written in Czech language and is some sort of invitation for radio broadcasting. Announced program should be of some Jehovah's Witnesses guys who were subject of persecution in communistic era. So far so good but I do not know the sender nor do I belong to Jehovah's Witness. So it's spam, the "for a good reason" kind and it pissess me off. Funny thing is that I looked through the internet in pursuit of this "adam hradilek" guy and found this page. Don't know it's the same person, but "adam hradilek" is NOT very common name. (There is someone with this name complaining about being on some spam-list of one Czech underground singer :)

from: adam hradilek
date: May 25, 2007 10:29 AM
subject: Příběhy 20. století: Příběhy Svědků Jehovových L. Šmejkala a V. Macha
mailed-by: gmail.com

Příběhy 20. století: Příběhy Svědků Jehovových L. Šmejkala a V. Macha

V příštích Příbězích 20. století budou vystupovat dva Svědci Jehovovi - autoři dokumentu Adam Drda a Adam Hradílek neřeší otázku jejich víry, nýbrž se zabývají jejich nespornou odvahou, projevenou v totalitním režimu, jejich neuvěřitelnými osudy a tvrdou persekucí, které byli vystaveni.

Václav Mach a Ladislav Šmejkal spolu studovali a na počátku 50. let se přidali k jedné protikomunistické skupině v severních Čechách, která především šířila letáky "se závadným obsahem". V červenci 1952 byli oba zatčeni, jedenáct měsíců drženi ve vyšetřovací vazbě v Liberci a poté (28. března 1953) odsouzeni ke čtrnácti letům vězení za velezradu.

Václav Mach se stal Jehovistou již ve vazbě - byl pak vězněn na Rovnosti, na Bytízu a v Leopoldově. Ladislava Šmejkala věznili například na Bytízu a v lágru Nikolaj, pokřtili ho ve vězení v chladírenské věži. Oba se z kriminálu dostali na amnestii v roce 1960.

Šmejkal ovšem odmítl v roce 1960 nastoupit základní vojenskou službu, dostal za to šest vězení, které mu předtím prominuli při amnestii, plus dva roky navíc. Seděl pak ve Rtyni, na Bytíze a ve Valdicích, propuštěn byl teprve v březnu 1968. A potom, roku 1975 ho komunistická policie znovu zatkla za maření dozoru nad církvemi, byť už na pouhé dva měsíce. Stejný osud měl i Václav Mach, zavřený za stejný "přečin" v roce 1984 na deset měsíců a vězněný na Borech.

Chcete-li se o Václavu Machovi a Ladislavu Šmejkalovi dozvědět víc, poslouchejte Příběhy 20. století v premiéře v neděli 27. 5. 2007 od 10.06 a v repríze v sobotu 3. 6. 2007 od 13.06 hodin na Rádiu česko 101.1

Pokud i vy máte zajímavý osud z války či z doby komunismu, nebo někdo z vašeho okolí, napište nám. Reportéři z občanského sdružení Post Bellum se za vámi vypraví. Své příběhy posílejte na adresu Český rozhlas Rádio Česko, Příběhy 20. století, Vinohradská 12, 120 99 Praha 2 nebo na email: pribehy@rozhlas.cz.

http://www.rozhlas.cz/radio_cesko/pribehy/_zprava/347445

I told him things about my childhood I hadn't even realized I remembered.

Anus Hacker? And Anus Hacker's childhood?? OMG...

From: anus Hacker <anus_Hacker@eagleschool.org>
Date: 24-May-2007 11:00
Subject: I told him things about my childhood I hadn't even realized I
remembered.
To: medved@XYZ.zyx

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Inadvertently, and just, I think to have something in her hands, she
picked up one of the cigarettes Riley had left. When you reach the end
of the wizard, click the Build button to create your.
If the keystroke is held long enough, multiple messages are sent.
I took off the blouse i was wearing and dropped it onto the dirty
floor. He hesitates before unlocking the shop's front door, a
complicated process.
I tried to MoveWindow(), SetWindowPos(),. Bolting to get it over.
But still, you see how useful tradition has been in this case, they
were two short and I was able to get Ahf Noot, thanks to Grom Orme.

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And here we go with some comparsion advertisement. This one is trying to say that "enhancement Patches" are much better than "standard enhancement pills". Overall rhetorics remains the same as seen in "manhood pills bussiness", including letters from satisfied customers: I wonder if they pick names from telephone list or are they completely fake? Anyway I'm certainly looking forward to the day I will see myself as one hell of a satisfied customer. In the manhood enlargement spam-mail, of course.

from: Marty Myles
to: recipients
date: May 24, 2007 6:19 AM
subject: A mentmore by lonoke

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Das datum.

Probably of same origin as the one below. I don't particulary want to either. These two spams are the latest that were able to fool our SpamAssassin software and I am surprised of their simplicity - is it really THAT simple to fool the guardian machines? In the beginning was the Word...

From: "Gisele Maatta"
To: recipients
Date: Tuesday 14:35:30

kaufer

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I don't particularly want to.

Hot, news.

This one introduces word "tryed" which is probably supposed to emulate sender's origin (Romania or so). But on the other hand there are two single paragraphs that don't match, so question "how did the tryed word made it's way to the spam" will probably left unanswered.

From: "hink vassilev"
To: recipients
Date: Saturday 22:56:34

Terrific gains possible!
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I tryed to make the GUI as understand- able and intuitively usable as possible.
We disarranged some of my clothes.

Prest1ge Repl1cas ravishing repl1ca w4tches for you

Why bother to buy a REAL Cartier watch, when you can have fake one at reasonable price? This spammer at least doesn't pretend selling the real Cartier stuff. It is the kind of spam that uses l->1 substitution to avoid being hit by suppressing fire of SpamAssassins (but was not able to get accross gmail filter anyway) and uses it for a reason - this guy is actually trying to give you precious word of advice: you DO NOT need to buy Cartier watches. You only need a good replica, so it matches well to your Versace underwear replica and your Lamborghini replica and your fake Louis Vitton suit. They mimic us, we mimic them. The only thing I need now is to get my fart nickel-platted. Then I will be living happily ever after with rep1ica of my 1ife.

from: Delmer Hatcher
reply-to: Delmer Hatcher
to: recipients
date: May 16, 2007 7:35 AM
subject: Prest1ge Repl1cas ravishing repl1ca w4tches for you

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To of kerrick

Just another stock trading spam, with some history lesson as a value added. Those messages make me to ask: how effective they are? If they pays off, perhaps I should buy the stock too. If not, why they bother me with that? And who the hell is Kerrick? Questions, questions...

From: Erik Bruce <eyotal@isurf2ya.net>
Date: 17-May-2007 13:55
Subject: To of kerrick
To: lnorwoodirl <lnorwoodirl@ABC.XYZ>

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_____

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Price: $0.35
5-d Target: $2
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_____

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____________________
followers of such a mother. A passage in the lives of these sisters
Ptolemy, in fact, made it a special object of his policy to accomplish
The lid was removed, and a cloth beneath it was raised, when, to the
it, accordingly, across the deserts on the eastern side, when driven
by
banished.--Accession of Alexander.--Ptolemy's elevation.--Death of and
beautiful girl. Her name was also Cleopatra. She was, of course, the
by some means or other, Philip discovered the intrigue. He went
consequence of this decree, wandered about an exile from his country
for
they sold to the merchants of Alexandria, and purchased the
productions rests on considerations which can not here be fully
explained. They are three hundred years over which the history of the
Ptolemies extends, the

Make your dick loooong

This one suggests that my favourite hero doctor House is actually trying to enlarge his manhood in order to seduce his ex-wife. I have only seen one and half (season) of the series, so I have no knowledge of him succeeding in his little mission, but one thing is for sure - I'll not be able to see him "just popping a couple tabs" again and not to thing of what kind of pills are they and how long his dick already is. Are these spam-boys trying to ruin my favourite tv-show for me?

from: Matthew
to: recipients
date: May 16, 2007 10:19 AM
subject: Make your dick loooong

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open, and what to be secreted,

LongPenis

This also is a remarkable one. No surprise in english there but when you look at the first sentence through the eyes of person living in Czech Republic, you'll find word "Megadik". That is "mega" + "dik", where "mega" stands as quantifier and "dik" means "thanks" in czech language. So there are some "remarkable results" in your manhood you may achieve by using something named like "thank you, thank you very much". I would prefer to leave that chance untested.

from: Larry to recipients
date: May 17, 2007 1:38 AM
subject: LongPenis

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turn; and at such times, when they thought the case

Hohe Mauern, Barrieren, die Reifen einfahrender Autos.

Hooooray! This is the first german spam I've noticed in my mailbox. So far this spam-bussiness (at least in my case) was for english speaking recipients only (well I am forgetting that outstanding cat performance in czech language, of course) but now, now we are going multilingual. I believe spam-bots will soon be takling to themselves (as seen in this piece) in many differett languages at once, to evade SpamAssassin software. Now the "Tower of Babel" thing gets real.

From: "kamaar hubscher"
To: abc@x.yz
Date: 10.5.2007 08:39

DER I_N_VESTORALARM!

B J 5 N.F B_EGINNT H_OCHGEHEN!

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Seltsamen Mordfall im Hacker- und Computerspieler-Millieu zu bearbeiten. Hacker- und Computerspieler-Millieu zu bearbeiten.
Is obtained from the copyright holder.
Bei fehlenden Einnahmen muss man die Kosten senken.
Leitfaden eMail-Marketing und Newsletter-Gestaltung von Torsten Schwarz. Die Exilliteratur im Gefolge von 1956 werde auch.
Liefer-Firma und ein Mitarbeiter der Liefer-Firma aus Tschechien auf.
Doch nichts ist, wie es scheint.
Auf dem Papier Dauer erringt.
ZETTELS TRAUM VON ARNO SCHMIDT. Ist das wirklich notwendig.
Ist das wirklich notwendig.
Haben Sie Ihr Passwort vergessen. Prohibited without the explicit permission of the copyright holder.
2400 Euro, die abgestottert werden kann.
Lesung in der "Havenbar" Antworten.
Ist das wirklich notwendig.
Ihre Eltern entkamen dem Tod im Lager Bergen-Belsen.
Hacker- und Computerspieler-Millieu zu bearbeiten. Art Angebot gerne angenommen wird, aber es gab so viele.
Prior permission is obtained from the copyright holder. Muss die verschiedenen Anforderungen beachten.
Was plant die Stadt.
Und immer an den falschen Ecken und Enden.
November in der Bundesanwaltschaft Karlsruhe, Brauerstrasse 30 (Haltestelle ZKM).
Auf dem Papier Dauer erringt. Unless prior permission is obtained from the copyright holder.
Computerspieler-Millieu zu bearbeiten. Hier in Vaihingen ist mir.
Was plant die Stadt. Permission of the copyright holder.
Unless prior permission is obtained from the copyright holder.
2400 Euro, die abgestottert werden kann.
This document is prohibited without the explicit permission of the. Prior permission is obtained from the copyright holder. Permission of the copyright holder.
Hat einen. The terms and conditions set forth in.
HABEN SIE IHR PASSWORT VERGESSEN.
Das Dichten ist in Schwaben genau so. Obtained from the copyright holder.

From: admin@microsoft.com

This is, by any means, one of the longest spam emails I have ever recieved. There are not only standard spam techniques used, but whole thilg looks like some weird conversation some spam-bots were having - and the only reason I am reading it is, that one of them accidentally sent his reply to the wrong address. As I told you many times: this is only the beginning! :)

From: admin@microsoft.com
To: abc@x.yz
Date: Yesterday 02:08:26

I have been lowcarbing for about 3months (had a week off over xmas) however,
back on induction....

If i do a small amount of cardio e.g 30 - 40 mins Bike; after - the endorphins
seem to flow and i don&apst feel too bad. However, if i do resistance training i
seem to feel really drained of energy and i am overcome by a generall feeling
of unwellness.

After resistance training today (feeling drained)i went and ate a low carb
breakfast, which seemed to pick me up but throughout the day i have still felt
pretty shitty...

Help anyone? I know this post is prob a bit vague but im hoping its just a
common hurdle that people know about...........

Wayne

HAHAHAHAHA. This cross-dressing loony is turning out to be a godsend
for the liberals.

(snip)

After we bomb North Korea, what&apss the next country we should invade?

"Iran. Though that&apss the beauty part of Iraq: It may well not be
necessary. Because precisely what I&apsm saying with nuking North
Korea-despite that wonderful peace deal Madeline Albright negotiated
with the North Koreans, six seconds before they feverishly began
developing nuclear weapons. They&apsre a major threat. I just think it
would be fun to nuke them and have it be a warning to the rest of the
world."

(snip)

I&apsm gonna say I could take Ray Romano. Just &apscause I really want to. Here
are my faves from the above page:

The Onion: Who could you take in a fight?

Conan O&apsBrien: Let&apss see, who could I take in a fight? Definitely Ruth
Bader Ginsburg. Have you seen her? Her upper body is very frail. I think I
could take her if she was sleepy and I had a two-by-four. She&apsd go down
quickly.

The Onion: Who could you take in a fight?

Emo Philips: Hawking, Reeve. Not at the same time.

--
ironcladlou, keeper of faq, bringer of poop humor

"You are a pitiful excuses for a human beings." - tzakol

Hi,
I was wondering what is the best way to find out the person to whom a coat
of arms was granted. I have a list from Burke&apss Armory of Perry/Pery Arms
that were granted (about 15 in total) but most of them don&apst say which
particular person the Arms were granted to, although I know one or two of
them. I have found one of the families in the Herald&apss visitations, but it
doesn&apst say to whom the arms were granted, is the earliest person in the
pedigree the original bearer of the arms? I realise I can apply to the
College of Arms, but I was hoping there would be a slightly more inexpensive
option!

Thanks
Vicki
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For those AFers contemplating a walking program this Spring, you may want to
pick up the April issue of Prevention. A special issue devoted to Walking
Smart.
Included is a 4 week pull-out plan specified for either the Walking Rookie or
the Walking Whiz. Lots of great tips. Also included is their test of Walking
Shoes including an excerpt on whether your foot is neutral, rigid or flexible
which should enter into your choice of shoes. Shoes tested were Adida, Asics,
New Balance, Nike, Reebox and Saucony. I have decided I must have the New
Balance 788WB as the testers commented on lots of space in the toe area. Also
lists the 12 best Walking Cities.

Remember Friday, April 2 is Prevention&apss National Walk to Work Day.

Plus a lot of other good articles.
Jo Ann

There used to be this show on Channel 7 (WXYZ in Detroit) Friday nights at
11:30 pm called "In Concert". I was an impressionable 13-yr-old just gettin&aps
in to rock music in the summer of 1974 when they showed parts of the
California Jam in sucessive weeks on TV. I was a Deep Purple freak (still
am) and sat glued to the set, enthralled with Ritchie Blackmore&apss stage
antics (trashing a television camera while it was filming him and &apsblowing
up&aps his amps).

Well, "Deep Purple - Live In California &aps74" was released on DVD yesterday,
and it&apss just as enthralling (warts and all) as it was 26+ yeard ago. It may
not have been their best show, but it reminded me of the thrill I got when I
was a kid. I hope that thrill never goes away.

--
Steve

Hi there, when I first turn on my computer for the day, it will run fine for
up to 3 minutes or so until I get a complete blue screen with an error
message which reads:
____________________________________________
*** HARDWARE MALFUNCTION
PLEASE CONTACT YOUR HARDWARE VENDOR (something like this)

*** The sv
____________________________________________

I can not do a CRTL-ALT-DEL reboot or anything....no response to anything
except for a complete hard reboot. After a reboot my computer will run
perfectly fine and won&apst see this message again.
I only get the error message when my computer is cold it seems. But after
running a while, it runs perfectly.

Has anyone had this problem, or can anyone shed some light into this issue
please?

Thank you very much for your help people.
Please respond to group. Thank you.

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From: ellissostgdaa@bandwavesystems.com
Subject: Give me some thoughts on this
Date: 2007-05-03 13:50:51
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From: "Krause Debra"
To: "Hellgren Jens"
Date: Monday 23:05:54

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Wanna go

From: glowacki alex <vzucchiniamonw@jjpcnm1.jnj.com>
Date: 01-May-2007 00:50
Subject: Wanna go
To: Navarrete Al <aeb05925@xxx.yyy>

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From: Sanora <shadow-sel@kenderdine.freeserve.co.uk>
Date: 01-May-2007 00:05
Subject: Re: Hey
To: Myrta Simmons <veverka@xxx.yyy>

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From: willoughby john <campbellbrothersbckc@foxrivermills.com>
Date: 30-Apr-2007 23:04
Subject: Sure think it is time
To: Drake Mark <haj.zl@xxx.yyy>

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From: brauser michael <meheliszivh@chutianlaser.com>
Date: 30-Apr-2007 22:46
Subject: Tell em, is this it
To: Williams Michael <buchta@xxx.yyy>

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From: Tanjay Danilo <cabinpeasesaeri@crci.net>
Date: 30-Apr-2007 21:01
Subject: Hope this is it
To: Liggett Mark <s538qh@xxx.yyy>

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From: umsted curtis <alldesignngh@lcp.wispark.com>
Date: 30-Apr-2007 18:49
Subject: Free time
To: SANTIAGO kRISTINE <liska@xxx.yyy>

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Subject: Any idea
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Subject: From me with love
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[editovat] Smyslove organy a smysly